Whoa…(hic)…yer now ‘fficially a ’93 Free Member…(hic).

Now you can get yers. Head to yer ’93 Free Member Dashboard to git all the links to your free stuff…(hic).

But hey — PSSST. PSSSSSSSSST…….! You want your (hic) other free gift?

To git yer ’93 Comic Companion PDF you gotta check yer ’93 Weekly Welcome Email!

Why? Cuz that’s the only way you can download it! It’s juss that ‘pecial. (Hic!)

(Belch)