Welcome to the most posh, privileged, and exclusive membership level! You have achieved what so many others can only dream: you’re now officially a ’93 VIP Member!
You’ll be getting pampered with, like so much stuff, since you so totally deserve it. That’s why we set up this exclusive and awesome ’93 VIP Dashboard! It’s, like, just for you! Head there now!
And, oh yeah — since you’re a VIP, we’ll be in touch shortly.