John Johnson
Lazy, Hedonistic, Stoner Genius

Johnson is Scott’s opposite. He’s a slacker whose sole purpose in college is to raise enough money so he can attend Woodstock ‘94–a 2-day rock festival he thinks will the “greatest concert of our generation.”

Quick Facts

Age: 19 | Class: Sophomore | Major: Life, dude | Resides: 3rd Floor Apartment | Roommates: Scott & Matt | Partner-In-Crime: Nads | Hometown: Suburbs of Chicago | Employed: No way, dude.